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Bush mass for shut ins is on the air!

LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!

Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate Bushmas Shopping.

BUSHMAS SHOPPING CELEBRATION

Bushmas shopping is a good holy thing that we must do in order to be considered patriotic Americans. The more you spend, the more patriotic you are.

SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH

bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.
bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.

god money i'll do anything for you.
god money just tell me what you want me to.
god money nail me up against the wall.
god money don't want everything he wants it all.

no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me
no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me

head like a hole.
black as your soul.
i'd rather die than give you control.
head like a hole.
black as your soul.
i'd rather die than give you control.

bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.
bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.

god money's not looking for the cure.
god money's not concerned with the sick among the pure.
god money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
god money's not one to choose
no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me
no you can't take it
no you can't take it
no you can't take that away from me

head like a hole.
black as your soul.
i'd rather die than give you control.
head like a hole.
black as your soul.
i'd rather die than give you control.

bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.
bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.

bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.
bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.

head like a hole.
black as your soul.
i'd rather die than give you control.
head like a hole.
black as your soul.
i'd rather die than give you control.

bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.
bow down before the one you serve.
you're going to get what you deserve.
.
you know who you are.

A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY

And Lord God Bush looked down upon the people and spoke, `Go to the holy corporate stores and max out your credit cards. After that buy stuff on lay-a-way. Buy stuff at the full retail price. Those who do not do this hate America.

What is it that the Profit Cheney is trying to teach us? It is that not spending all of our money on useless junk makes us hate America. This is the word of George.

Bush mass is over

Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you. Now for your listening enjoyment, once again we have the wonderful Bushmas Carolers here to sing you a Bushmas carol. Enjoy.
all right you Neocons! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Rumsfeld?
-Okay!
Okay, Ashcroft?
-Okay!
Okay, Cheney? Cheney? CHENEY!
-OKAY!!!)

Bushmas, Bushmas time is near
Time for war and time for fear
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Bushmas, hurry fast
Want a plane and a half-track
Me, I want no bid contract
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Bushmas, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Rumsfeld.
-Naturally.
Very good Ashcroft.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Cheney, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Cheney. Cheney. CHENEY!
-OKAY.)

Want a plane and a half track
I still want no bid contract
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Bushmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Bushmas, don't be late.

(Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-[neocon chatter]
Cheney, cut that out..Ashcroft, just a minute.
Rumsfeld will you cut that out? Boys...)