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I've been thinking about why I haven't felt like posting much, lately.

(Before I go on, this isn't a "GBCW" post, nor is there any chance that this blog will go away. Like I've said before, it's basically free, to me, and we're not even *close* to using up all the bandwidth.)

Anyhoo...

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Saw this on My Left Wing this morning. Definitely not "work safe".

Bush mass for shut ins is on the air!

LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!
Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Todays Bush mass is from the archives when we celebrated Conversion.

CONVERSION CELEBRATION

Today we celebrate the conversion to Bushianity by hittnrun and rep rat bastard. They converted Friday. They will soon be baptised in motor oil to complete the process.

SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH

Bush is God, hear him roar
In decebels too big to ignore
And I know not too much so I like to pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
And I now they will keep me there again

Oh kneel on glass
And smile to the pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I will do anything
Bush is strong (strong)
Bush is invincible (invincible)
Bush is God

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

Oh kneel on glass
And smile to the pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I will do anything
Bush is strong (strong)
Bush is invincible (invincible)
Bush is God

Bush is God cant you see
See me on my bended knee
As he spreads his lovin' arms across the land
He'll protect an embryo
To stem cell research he'll say no
Until I make my brother understand

Oh kneel on glass
And smile to the pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I will do anything
Bush is strong (strong)
Bush is invincible (invincible)
Bush is God
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A READING FROM THE BOOK OF ASHCROFT

Then Saint Ashcroft sent the Texas Inquisition througout the land, rounding up all who did not possess the proper toaster oven. They were sent to the camps and those who did not convert there died a cruel horrible death.
What is the the Saint Ashcroft trying to say to us? It is that after the election cancellation, which comes soon, there will be a purge across the land of the non-believers. Everything will be holy afterwards. This is the word of George.

Bush mass is over

Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you.