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Bush mass for sahut ins is on the air!

LIVE FROM THE ST GEORGE THE BLESSED CATHERDRAL IN CRAWFORD TEXAS ITS BUSH MASS FOR SHUT INS!

Good morning Bush worshippers, those who are ill and those who it's just best not to mix with society. May Lord God Bush bless you all for coming. For it is he who brought us life and everything else. He is a thousand points of light! He makes the sun rise in the morning, puts the frost on our flakes and puts the fruit on the trees. All praise the glory of Lord God Bush. Today we celebrate Reflections.

REFLECTIONS CELEBRATION

Today we look back on the reign of George the Blessed and all the wonderful things he has accomplished. Just think where we would be today if he hadnt come along.

SING PRAISE TO LORD GOD BUSH

The changing
Of sunlight to moonlight
Reflections of my life
Oh how they fill my eyes
The greetings
Of people in trouble
Reflections of my life
Oh how they fill my eyes
All my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
All my cryings
Feel I'm dying, dying
Take me back to my own home
I'm changing, arranging
I'm changing, I'm changing everything
Oh, everything around me
The world is a bad place
A bad place, a terrible place to live
Oh, but I don't wanna die
All my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
All my cryings
Feel I'm dying, dying
Take me back to my own home
All my sorrows
Sad tomorrows
Take me back to my own home
All my cryings...

A READING FROM THE BOOK OF CHENEY

And George the Blessed took up the machinegun of Jesus and did do battle with the doers of evil, thus saving the civilized world from sure destruction.

What is it that the Profit Cheney is trying to teach us? It is that if George the Blessed hadnt come along, surely we would be destroyed by now. This is the word of George.

Bush mass is over

Your attendance has been recorded and will be sent to the proper authorities. Go in arrogance, may the Lord God George W Bush be with you. Now for your listening enjoyment, once again we have the wonderful Bushmas Carolers here to sing you a Bushmas carol. Enjoy.

MERRY BUSHMAS

Have yourself a merry little Bushmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Bushmas,
Make the Yule-tide anti-gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
gather near to us once more.

Through the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry little Bushmas now.